my new resolutions

here are things that i will do in order to improve my life. i am recording these so that you all can hold me accountable to them.

1) stop laughing like a maniac who has lost his mind
2) give jen a massage every day
3) cook yummy food
4) make lattes
5) remember to transfer $200 into jen's account every week for her allowance
6) stop talking about poo and farting
7) learn that it's not polite to point and laugh at people who are doing you a service by writing a blog entry for you
8) update my blog at least once every three days

thank you that's all.